COMMERCE CASINO: THE MUSICAL

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The Music

Here is a listing of the musical numbers.  Enjoy!  MP3s and streaming videos kum-kum coming soon!

  • The Opener - Network Ensemble
  • Shindle's List - Manager Dave  
  • Swipe-in at :53 not :52 - Supervisors and Network employees
  • Where's My Push? - Network employees
  • Don't Send Me to A1 - Nelson, Mark, Juliette
  • Pai Gow Boogie - Joe and Ensemble
  • Application of a Full-Nelson - Nelson 
  • Kum-kum Come on - Rico and Casino patrons
  • INTERMISSION 1 
  • No Bath, No Behind - Juliette, Darlene, and Karlie 
  • Something Stuck in Your Teeth - Network employees
  • What's that Smell? - Karlie and Network employees
  • Dealers Don't Cheat....Yeah Right - Network employees 
  • Pictsa! - Darlene, Network employees, and Casino patrons
  • Food Server Rampage - Food servers and Casino patrons 
  • Count Me Out - Mike D and Mike M duet
  • Floormen - Floormen
  • Double Down on Hard Seventeen - Anthony and Entire Ensemble 
  • INTERMISSION 2
  • Audience Participation - Do Ma May sing along - Dave
  • Dance of the Suicidal Buddah - Karlie 
  • Aye Ya medly - Juliette, dealers. and Network employees
  • Girl With the 36DD Bobas - Boba Milk Tea servers 
  • Bank is Hot! - Anthony, Mike D, Dealers, and Casino patrons
  • Network Mark/"Mark"-ed Cards - Mark, Nelson, and Floormen
  • Pilipino Partay/No Fluh, No Strr... - Juliette, Anthony, and Casino patrons 
  • Quarter Table Don't Mean Twenty Five Cents - Mike D and Dealers
  • Where's My Joker? - Mike M and Ensemble
  • Breaking Wind on a Breaking Table while on Break, Breaking Brakes - Nelson and Mark  
  • Shoeshine is Fine - Homeless Casino patrons
  • Houseway No Way - Joe and Network ensemble
  • No O.T. For Me, I'm Free - Entire Ensemble
  • INTERMISSION 3
  • INTERMISSION 4
  • Curtain Call 
  • INTERMISSION 5 
  • No O.T. For Me, I'm Free reprise - Network Ensemble

 

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Supervisor "Joe" says, "Houseway is the only way!"  From the number, "Houseway, No Way!"

Hope to See you real soon! 

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Only available on the soundtrack due this fall:
  • Cap Your Bet and I'll Cap You
  • Skim Your Bet, and I'll Skim....something 
  • That's No Hooker, That's My Mama
  • Optimal Strata'magee 
  • Camera Check Cheater 
  • Food Server Rampage (instrumental)
  • No Thrill, No Skill, Caribbean Stud!
  • Engrish Onree Preaze, Sank You 
  • Split my Tens  
  • Hair in My Cola
  • Colorful "Hair, Big "Behind"
  • Dai-xu Neva' Lose 
  • Deuce Always Lose
  • No More "Monkeys" Jumping On This Bed
  • Hit and Run Bastards
  • With All That Money, Buy Some Teeth

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From the number, "Quarter Table Don't Mean Twenty Five Cents."  It almost looks like a real casino!

Any questions or comments?  Email me here: kalilinoe2000@yahoo.com