Here is what some people wrote about this life changing musical!
"This musical makes want to shake my bon-bon!" ~ William Hung
"Oy, Pilipinos rule d'entertainment pield. Nelson you are rocking! I lob you. Oh, sege!" ~ Manila Vanilla Times
"Juliette's voice was the only reason why I came, twice." ~ Playboy
"This brought me to tears! I was simply sobbing too much to even say how this will even affect me for the rest of my life." ~ Celine Dion
"Joe is my favorite part of the whole program. The way he belts his voice, brings me to my knees. We need more Joe's." ~ Joseph Jose Con Jojo
"I didn't think that anything else could be more interactive or popular than me!" ~ Paris Hilton
"Swipe In At :53, Not :52" was my inspiration for the Kill Bill Vol 1 fight sequence with the Bride and the Crazy 88, just not as bloody and violent." ~ QT
"My goal was to abolish all da gambling casinos in da state of Collie-fohn-nya. Ahfta seeing dis moosical, mah pectoralis mahsells were erect. I will enfohs dat da only casino to stay active is dis moosical." ~ Gov. Schwarzennager
"The Mike D and Mike M duet was astounding. We were literally off our feet!" ~ Ping and Ling Siamese Twins
"Where do I begin? I am aghast! Lost for words! Shazbot!" ~ Robin Williams
"Network Mark" with Mark was simply breath-taking. His portrayal of the Count from Sesame Street took me by surprise, 1, 2, 3 times, ah, ah, ah!" ~ Chicago Questioner

A huge Network Mark fan sporting her new t-shirt.
"Two Thumbs way up. We mean WAAAYYYY UUUUPPPP!" ~ Ebert & Roper

"Boba everywhere! Who said beans were the only musical fruit?" ~ Boba & Jango Fat's Boba Teas
"I don't get it. Where am I? You slackers." ~ Network employee "Jerry"
"Can we say Rico without saying SUAVE?" ~ Quincy Jones
"I was even well spent after this musical! Keep it kum-kum-ing!" ~ Ron Jeremy
"The musical is a buffalo chip." ~ Cowboy Bob Tubbs
"Where do I audition? I know I can help." ~ Aretha Franklin
"..........(sigining)....................................." ~ Marlee Matlin
"It good. Me like. I want now again." ~ Inmate #543356819
"Karlie is at her top notch again. How will she out-do herself next show?!" ~ New York Music Maker
"At $285 a ticket in the nose-bleed section, it was well worth it. I would give up my life savings to watch it all over again." Editor-in-Chief of Playbill
"The music brought health, rejuvenated my soul, and reached my inner most being to touch so many others out there not as privledged as I am." ~ Saddam Hussein
"Why do the dealers not like me? I'm funnier than the Armenian Comedian!" ~ Network employee "Ali"
" Can we say hot? No I mean HOT? Anthony is hotter than the thingee he's spinning!" ~ Los Angeles Fire Department
"Kissing Madonna was hot, but after seeing this, I want to kiss all of them instead." ~ Britney Spears
"With such a beautiful talent that Darlene brings to this show, it's no wonder this musical is going places!" ~ San Fransisco Fishing Reporter
"The Do Ma May audience participation sing along was terrific. We sing it everywhere we go and even use it as a lullaby to sing to our kids at night. Thank you or should we say, "Do Ma!" ~ G. W. Bush
"What the hell? I am the star. No one is as sexy as me. They tried to cast me for this just because they needed a star. I am too sexy for this show. I am going to audition again next Thursday." ~ Wo-Hen Nankan http://www.thenoel.org/asianprince/
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