COMMERCE CASINO: THE MUSICAL

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Here is what some people wrote about this life changing musical!

"This musical makes want to shake my bon-bon!"  ~  William Hung

"Oy, Pilipinos rule d'entertainment pield.  Nelson you are rocking!  I lob you.  Oh, sege!"  ~  Manila Vanilla Times

"Juliette's voice was the only reason why I came, twice."  ~ Playboy

"This brought me to tears!  I was simply sobbing too much to even say how this will even affect me for the rest of my life."  ~ Celine Dion

"Joe is my favorite part of the whole program.  The way he belts his voice, brings me to my knees.  We need more Joe's."  ~  Joseph Jose Con Jojo

"I didn't think that anything else could be more interactive or popular than me!"  ~  Paris Hilton

"Swipe In At :53, Not :52" was my inspiration for the Kill Bill Vol 1 fight sequence with the Bride and the Crazy 88, just not as bloody and violent."  ~  QT

"My goal was to abolish all da gambling casinos in da state of Collie-fohn-nya.  Ahfta seeing dis moosical, mah pectoralis mahsells were erect.  I will enfohs dat da only casino to stay active is dis moosical."  ~  Gov. Schwarzennager 

"The Mike D and Mike M duet was astounding.  We were literally off our feet!"  ~  Ping and Ling Siamese Twins

"Where do I begin?  I am aghast!  Lost for words!  Shazbot!"  ~ Robin Williams

"Network Mark" with Mark was simply breath-taking.  His portrayal of the Count from Sesame Street took me by surprise, 1, 2, 3 times, ah, ah, ah!"  ~  Chicago Questioner

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A huge Network Mark fan sporting her new t-shirt.

"Two Thumbs way up.  We mean WAAAYYYY UUUUPPPP!"  ~ Ebert & Roper

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"Boba everywhere!  Who said beans were the only musical fruit?"  ~  Boba & Jango Fat's Boba Teas

"I don't get it.  Where am I?  You slackers."  ~  Network employee "Jerry"

"Can we say Rico without saying SUAVE?"  ~  Quincy Jones

"I was even well spent after this musical!  Keep it kum-kum-ing!"  ~  Ron Jeremy

"The musical is a buffalo chip."  ~  Cowboy Bob Tubbs

"Where do I audition?  I know I can help."  ~ Aretha Franklin

"..........(sigining)....................................."  ~  Marlee Matlin

"It good.  Me like.  I want now again."  ~ Inmate #543356819

"Karlie is at her top notch again.  How will she out-do herself next show?!"  ~  New York Music Maker

"At $285 a ticket in the nose-bleed section, it was well worth it.  I would give up my life savings to watch it all over again."  Editor-in-Chief of Playbill

"The music brought health, rejuvenated my soul, and reached my inner most being to touch so many others out there not as privledged as I am."  ~  Saddam Hussein

"Why do the dealers not like me?  I'm funnier than the Armenian Comedian!"  ~  Network employee "Ali"

" Can we say hot?  No I mean HOT?  Anthony is hotter than the thingee he's spinning!"  ~  Los Angeles Fire Department

"Kissing Madonna was hot, but after seeing this, I want to kiss all of them instead."  ~  Britney Spears

"With such a beautiful talent that Darlene brings to this show, it's no wonder this musical is going places!"  ~  San Fransisco Fishing Reporter

"The Do Ma May audience participation sing along was terrific.  We sing it everywhere we go and even use it as a lullaby to sing to our kids at night.  Thank you or should we say, "Do Ma!"  ~  G. W. Bush

"What the hell?  I am the star.  No one is as sexy as me.  They tried to cast me for this just because they needed a star.  I am too sexy for this show.  I am going to audition again next Thursday."  ~  Wo-Hen Nankan  http://www.thenoel.org/asianprince/

You too will be in utter splendor when you finally see Commerce Casino: The Musical. 

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The Floormen take a bow.

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